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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What's one plus one? two.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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