Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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womens rights.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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