why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Your wife died during the delivery.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

You idiot thats 9 letters

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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