- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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