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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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