Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

what happens every day? People die

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

oooh look a banshee

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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