Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Poop

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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