- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

the love boat

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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