What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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The person below me is weird.

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