- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

purple pickles

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

David Silberberg is gay

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

THE END.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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