Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Get in the car.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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