Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Paige

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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