Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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