What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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9/11

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Barack Obama.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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