What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Penis.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Paige

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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