I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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yeah..

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who drinks pee? katness

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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