You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Racial Equality.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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A man walks into a pole.

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obamas trench

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Poop

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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