- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the bunny eat his food

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

two fish are in a tank.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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