Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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