When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Grapefruit.

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666

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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