How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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barack osama

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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this website...

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