What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Kate

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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