A baby seal walks into a club.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Women's rights

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

knock knock go away

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

gays

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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