- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

I like to eat.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Oh...okay, good.

A boy with red hair is happy.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

justin littleton. nuff said

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