If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Black people are innocent.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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