Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Dallas Cowboys

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Oliver's friends

a man walked into a bar and said ow

anus soup

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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