Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Maths.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops