If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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haha

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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