Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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