- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A man goes to the potty.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

I am a mime

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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