Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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