- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

My mom

Knock knock... Home invasion

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