A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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