Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Golf.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

NEVER

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

BIG PENIS

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Potato salad

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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