How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

knock knock you may come in

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

I got shot, you laughed

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

johann grayson being liked

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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