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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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The government makes a good decision

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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