What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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guess what?

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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