- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

If life hands you lemons Take them

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

No joke.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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