- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

GRAAAAAAAR.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why Because

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

did you ever see a butter fly?

The WNBA.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A black succeeds

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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