- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

why did the chicken cross the road

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What will happen when a black person die they die

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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