- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Noah is Smart.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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