- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

did you ever see a butter fly?

The WNBA.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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