So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Military intelligence.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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