- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's big? Jupiter.

Steering Wheel Face.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Freedom of Speech

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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