Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Well, this is fun.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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i have aids and a chode

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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No joke.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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gays

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Anti Joke

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