What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Child Prostitution.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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