How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

apple pie.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Exactly what?

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's in there? Get outta there...

I have no joke. u mad?

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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