To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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