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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

The joke below me is retarded

The AIDS patient was gay

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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