Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How Long is a Chinese man.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats a cat? A cat!

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

My life

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

make me a sandwich!

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

A black man without problems.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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