Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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666

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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